My dear hubby was studying (while playing World of Warcraft) the past two days for what he called a professional quiz for his job.
Don't ask me how he studies while playing WoW. Apparently he did that during his university days and scored quite well, much to the annoyance of his peers.
I glanced at his papers but could not decipher any logic from the overload of information in cryptic language.
Once he spotted me glancing at his papers, our conversation went like this:-
kh: This contains secret information. If you read it, I would have to kill you.
jo: It's ok. I don't even understand a single thing except the word "Cessna".
kh: Who knows, you might be a spy wife who married me for the sake of obtaining secret information.
Jo gave a bewildered expression.
jo: Ya right! A very lousy spy who passed driving not too long ago.
kh: No, you're pretending to be lousy. Actually you can drive like a pro and do stunts with the car. You can ride motorbike and operate a plane. But...
kh: You are just pretending to be a stupid bimbo for the sake of spying.
Yeah yeah, I'm a spy wife.
A diamond in the rough.
And on most occasions, I perform stunts like this.
But right now I'm nothing but a stupid bimbo.
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