My parents and their generation people (meaning uncles and aunties and relatives and neighbours and whoever belonging in their generation) don’t know about my blog. So I would appreciate if the existence of this blog is kept only within people of this generation. =)
A big thank you!
Recently, my mum kept inquiring how so and so know about this and that. A few months ago, she asked how one of my aunts know about abc and def. To that, I was surprised coz that aunt could only know about abc and def if she reads my blog or if somebody else reads it and told her about it.
The other night I was talking to this friend who agrees that you never knew who is reading your blog. She reads my blog periodically and I didn’t even know. Some people just read silently and when they suddenly say something which surprises you coz you have never told them about it, they would reveal that they read your blog every now and then. Some people just read and not leave any comments or show any hints that they have read it. Some people read it everyday but claim they have no time to read silly boh liao blogs.
I thought the Internet realm is vast. It daunting how small it actually is.
Monday, November 07, 2005
Thursday, November 03, 2005
Just shit, wipe backside and flush the loo.
When you apply black nail polish, please bear in mind to remove it immediately the day after. You could either end up with
1) blackish purple nails or
2) getting flak from your boss.
I can live quite well with blackish purple nail.
On point 2, once boss notices your black nails, he’ll start condemning you for your dress sense. “Why are you dress so sexily today?” He said it in front of his wife.
Oh pur-leeze! White racer back top with Abercrombie mini is sexy??? It’s not even like spag top or tube top paired with hot shorts and butt cheek peeping out. It’s just all legs. Moreover it’s a Wednesday and it was once said before that we could dress any way we like on a Wednesday without lesson. And that day was only the second time I wore skirt to work throughout my whole stay at that co.
And before that I was “reprimanded” mildly for coming back on a Tuesday to do my work.
I’m already staying at my workplace till 7+ 8+ 9+pm. (FYI, my workplace is not like an office. It is already considered very late if you stay till 7+.) I’m already bringing home so much work to do and I can’t finish them. What’s wrong with coming back on a Tuesday on my own free will? I don’t have photocopy machine at home. I don’t have laminating machine at home. All my crayons and art materials are in the classroom. I was sick on that Sunday before and I can’t finish my work. I have to come back on that Tuesday. Now what’s so wrong with that? I even waited 3 hours for the door to be opened. Isn’t that a harsh enough “punishment” to be meted out to me?
The pay doesn't even justify all the amount of work and the kind of treatment.
Just shit, wipe backside and flush the loo. Don’t be such a perfectionist by worrying that your shit might stain the surface of the bowl. Don’t be such a perfectionist by worrying how your shit will turn out and how it smells.
And let me reiterate my point again. Just shit, wipe backside and flush the loo.
And in the meantime, look out for other loos.
1) blackish purple nails or
2) getting flak from your boss.
I can live quite well with blackish purple nail.
On point 2, once boss notices your black nails, he’ll start condemning you for your dress sense. “Why are you dress so sexily today?” He said it in front of his wife.
Oh pur-leeze! White racer back top with Abercrombie mini is sexy??? It’s not even like spag top or tube top paired with hot shorts and butt cheek peeping out. It’s just all legs. Moreover it’s a Wednesday and it was once said before that we could dress any way we like on a Wednesday without lesson. And that day was only the second time I wore skirt to work throughout my whole stay at that co.
And before that I was “reprimanded” mildly for coming back on a Tuesday to do my work.
I’m already staying at my workplace till 7+ 8+ 9+pm. (FYI, my workplace is not like an office. It is already considered very late if you stay till 7+.) I’m already bringing home so much work to do and I can’t finish them. What’s wrong with coming back on a Tuesday on my own free will? I don’t have photocopy machine at home. I don’t have laminating machine at home. All my crayons and art materials are in the classroom. I was sick on that Sunday before and I can’t finish my work. I have to come back on that Tuesday. Now what’s so wrong with that? I even waited 3 hours for the door to be opened. Isn’t that a harsh enough “punishment” to be meted out to me?
The pay doesn't even justify all the amount of work and the kind of treatment.
Just shit, wipe backside and flush the loo. Don’t be such a perfectionist by worrying that your shit might stain the surface of the bowl. Don’t be such a perfectionist by worrying how your shit will turn out and how it smells.
And let me reiterate my point again. Just shit, wipe backside and flush the loo.
And in the meantime, look out for other loos.
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Happy Halloween!!!
Warning:
Loads of photos.
Suggestions:
1) Open the page and while waiting for it to load, go and do something else for 5 minutes before coming back.
2) If you are impatient, just click the X button on the top right hand corner of your browser window and don’t come back.
Frenz whom you know since young really rocks! We all had our different groups of frenz heading for ZOUK but a small group proved more fun!
Preparations at my house…
Reputable doctor cum surgeon
Specializes in breast and cervix cancer. Any takers?

Dracula’s gorgeous wives

Dracula’s gorgeous wives plus mistress from Shanghai

Bet you didn’t know that 2 of Dracula’s wives are sisters.

The reputable doctor cum surgeon and the Shanghai mistress in a scandalous affair.

Shanghai mistress: DOc DOC! Please examine me!!
Doc: Right away babe! Right here, right now, on this bed!
Helping each other to make up while Shanghai mistress posed like an idiot.

Zann’s sis as Dracula’s wife #3


Scandalous affair again


Call from kh… He asked me to enjoy myself… So sweet…

Dracula’s wives with surgeon… No brain pulse

Primary school friends all grown up

Me and surgeon… No heartbeat

ZOUK…
Where the entire Singapore gathered last night

Trigger happy in Copthorne's loo…
We looked at ourselves now and marvelled that we have been frenz for so long.
Frenz for 17 years

Frenz for 13 years

Nothing beats old frenz

Queuing outside Zouk


Didn’t get to see my secondary school friends who all dressed as Singapore’s very own desperate housewives… or rather aunty get up.
While in the queue, we had a fun time people watching. There were people in rooster and rabbit’s costume, armed with Kellogg’s cornflakes and Trix boxes. There was Freddy Nightmare. There was Hannibal, Homer Simpson, Yoda, Scottish soldiers, Roman knights etc etc etc etc…. People from inside came out exclaiming, "All the fun is outside man... ZOUK OUT!" Too bad didn't snap any photos of these fanciful people lest I get beaten up by them.
Too long a queue so we left Zouk to go to Club Momo…
Ghostly green
]
Angry ghouls.. Oh ya, the surgeon has since died.

At Momo, I hit a guy. Serve him right. That was the first time I hit a guy when sober. Haha…
Parting shots in Momo


Next we took a chartered bus to Attica with the Sunset Bay people. Thanx to reputable surgeon’s connection. The sunset Bay people were quite fun… Pouring Jim Bean and vodka into people’s mouth.
Attica wasn’t exactly fun.
Bored at Attica… What to do?

Let me give you a hand.

Uninviting guest. But he’s quite cute.

Parting shot…

By the time we finished our supper, it was breakfast and the sky was beginning to turn blue while the sun's ray glowed an orangey hue.
Ah Peks and Ah Mms are already awake breathing in the fresh morning air and staring disapprovingly at the ghouls walking about. Feeder buses and MRT were in operation then.
I went home feeling so awake… I can’t sleep and I can’t bear to wash my curls away.


After taking a million shots of my curls and me, I finally decided it was time to say goodbye to them.
Shampooed my hair thrice and conditioned it twice before all hairstyling residue were washed away.
I hate my long and boring straight hair now.
Ghouls from last night... I'll be uploading all the photos on my photo site soon and I'll send you all the link. =P
Loads of photos.
Suggestions:
1) Open the page and while waiting for it to load, go and do something else for 5 minutes before coming back.
2) If you are impatient, just click the X button on the top right hand corner of your browser window and don’t come back.
Frenz whom you know since young really rocks! We all had our different groups of frenz heading for ZOUK but a small group proved more fun!
Preparations at my house…
Reputable doctor cum surgeon
Specializes in breast and cervix cancer. Any takers?

Dracula’s gorgeous wives

Dracula’s gorgeous wives plus mistress from Shanghai

Bet you didn’t know that 2 of Dracula’s wives are sisters.

The reputable doctor cum surgeon and the Shanghai mistress in a scandalous affair.

Shanghai mistress: DOc DOC! Please examine me!!
Doc: Right away babe! Right here, right now, on this bed!
Helping each other to make up while Shanghai mistress posed like an idiot.

Zann’s sis as Dracula’s wife #3


Scandalous affair again


Call from kh… He asked me to enjoy myself… So sweet…

Dracula’s wives with surgeon… No brain pulse

Primary school friends all grown up

Me and surgeon… No heartbeat

ZOUK…
Where the entire Singapore gathered last night

Trigger happy in Copthorne's loo…
We looked at ourselves now and marvelled that we have been frenz for so long.
Frenz for 17 years

Frenz for 13 years

Nothing beats old frenz

Queuing outside Zouk


Didn’t get to see my secondary school friends who all dressed as Singapore’s very own desperate housewives… or rather aunty get up.
While in the queue, we had a fun time people watching. There were people in rooster and rabbit’s costume, armed with Kellogg’s cornflakes and Trix boxes. There was Freddy Nightmare. There was Hannibal, Homer Simpson, Yoda, Scottish soldiers, Roman knights etc etc etc etc…. People from inside came out exclaiming, "All the fun is outside man... ZOUK OUT!" Too bad didn't snap any photos of these fanciful people lest I get beaten up by them.
Too long a queue so we left Zouk to go to Club Momo…
Ghostly green

Angry ghouls.. Oh ya, the surgeon has since died.

At Momo, I hit a guy. Serve him right. That was the first time I hit a guy when sober. Haha…
Parting shots in Momo


Next we took a chartered bus to Attica with the Sunset Bay people. Thanx to reputable surgeon’s connection. The sunset Bay people were quite fun… Pouring Jim Bean and vodka into people’s mouth.
Attica wasn’t exactly fun.
Bored at Attica… What to do?

Let me give you a hand.

Uninviting guest. But he’s quite cute.

Parting shot…

By the time we finished our supper, it was breakfast and the sky was beginning to turn blue while the sun's ray glowed an orangey hue.
Ah Peks and Ah Mms are already awake breathing in the fresh morning air and staring disapprovingly at the ghouls walking about. Feeder buses and MRT were in operation then.
I went home feeling so awake… I can’t sleep and I can’t bear to wash my curls away.


After taking a million shots of my curls and me, I finally decided it was time to say goodbye to them.
Shampooed my hair thrice and conditioned it twice before all hairstyling residue were washed away.
I hate my long and boring straight hair now.
Ghouls from last night... I'll be uploading all the photos on my photo site soon and I'll send you all the link. =P
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Waiting for Manic Monday
I’m very excited about Halloween this year coz I’ve never been to any Halloween party before. Halloween every year spells EXAMS except this year! Whoopee!
I don’t know what to dress up as.
Suggestions so far were:
>Vampire or any blood sucking creature.
Simply coz I look like one. [???]
>Sadako
With my long hair, some suggested Sadako. But they also pointed that I have to dye my hair black and it’s not worth it.
>Simply ghost
>Broken doll
Em said “No need to dress up la. Just go as yourself. You are scary enough.”
WTF!
I then thought that I should not dress up fully but just to play around with make up. I played around with my eyeliner and got these…
Design #1

My mum freaked out when she saw this. At first she thought it was very nice then later as if it suddenly dawn on her that her daughter’s face should not look like this, she went,” Since when do you have this on your face???!!”
I seriously believe she thought that I tattooed it.
Design #2

This was from yesterday. I added the spidery looking lower lashes as inspired by Corpse Bride.
AHHH! Upper lashes look so short... Think I'll either coat loads of mascara like Corpse Bride or go attach fake ones. I love her morbid-looking spidery eyes.
And I will put my Nightmare Before Christmas coffin handbag into good use.


I’m still clueless as to what to dress up as. Will collect more suggestions.
Photos from yesterday…
The day before, I left my sms line hp at kh’s house and he left his watch in my bag so yesterday, we were supposed to meet after work to exchange our goods. It turned out that last minute he asked me join his friends at New Asia Bar.
So I went there in my T-SHIRT while the rest of the patron were so impeccably dressed.
Such embarrassing telepathy when kh and me saw each other’s tops… RED!
So must take photo… But his friends always ka jiao and spoil the shots.


Finally!

Us and Heineken

Eh… no permission to put the group’s pic up.
Friends who are going on Monday and reading this, please sms me suggestions for dressing up k?
Seeya!!!
Waiting for Manic Monday
I don’t know what to dress up as.
Suggestions so far were:
>Vampire or any blood sucking creature.
Simply coz I look like one. [???]
>Sadako
With my long hair, some suggested Sadako. But they also pointed that I have to dye my hair black and it’s not worth it.
>Simply ghost
>Broken doll
Em said “No need to dress up la. Just go as yourself. You are scary enough.”
WTF!
I then thought that I should not dress up fully but just to play around with make up. I played around with my eyeliner and got these…
Design #1

My mum freaked out when she saw this. At first she thought it was very nice then later as if it suddenly dawn on her that her daughter’s face should not look like this, she went,” Since when do you have this on your face???!!”
I seriously believe she thought that I tattooed it.
Design #2

This was from yesterday. I added the spidery looking lower lashes as inspired by Corpse Bride.
AHHH! Upper lashes look so short... Think I'll either coat loads of mascara like Corpse Bride or go attach fake ones. I love her morbid-looking spidery eyes.
And I will put my Nightmare Before Christmas coffin handbag into good use.


I’m still clueless as to what to dress up as. Will collect more suggestions.
Photos from yesterday…
The day before, I left my sms line hp at kh’s house and he left his watch in my bag so yesterday, we were supposed to meet after work to exchange our goods. It turned out that last minute he asked me join his friends at New Asia Bar.
So I went there in my T-SHIRT while the rest of the patron were so impeccably dressed.
Such embarrassing telepathy when kh and me saw each other’s tops… RED!
So must take photo… But his friends always ka jiao and spoil the shots.


Finally!

Us and Heineken

Eh… no permission to put the group’s pic up.
Friends who are going on Monday and reading this, please sms me suggestions for dressing up k?
Seeya!!!
Waiting for Manic Monday

Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Not so suay to have contracted Dengue right?
On Sunday, I woke up feeling very hot and feverish and I could not sit up straight. I don’t know whether it was body ache or muscle ache but it could not be the latter as I’ve not exercised for months. I felt very dizzy and worn out, like a young soul trapped in an old lady’s fatigued body.
Then the next thing that came to my mind was Fever + Body ache = Dengue Fever?
Nah… can’t be so suay.
I spent my entire Sunday sleeping away. No stressful dreams of work. Ah… The peace! I could sleep throughout without dreaming of my student coming to school despite informing them that I’m sick. I could sleep throughout without dreaming of me conducting lessons. It was fortunate that I had colleagues to help me teach my classes for that day or I would have to make up the lessons and miss Christmas.
Doctor said that my body ache might be due to stress, my daily posture sitting at children’s tables and chairs, or I may have caught some virus from the kids. However if the fever persists and rash appears, I have to go for a blood test.
Can’t be so suay…
[To em: I don't think it's rotavirus coz I don't have diarrhoea and vomitting symptoms.]
Anyway I’m heading back to work soon as although I don’t have stressful dreams on Sunday, I have many yesterday. All my materials and stuff are at work and I feel useless sleeping at home. Also there won’t be anyone around on a Tuesday to catch anything from me if I had really caught some virus.
Kill with Shieldtox
Then the next thing that came to my mind was Fever + Body ache = Dengue Fever?
Nah… can’t be so suay.
I spent my entire Sunday sleeping away. No stressful dreams of work. Ah… The peace! I could sleep throughout without dreaming of my student coming to school despite informing them that I’m sick. I could sleep throughout without dreaming of me conducting lessons. It was fortunate that I had colleagues to help me teach my classes for that day or I would have to make up the lessons and miss Christmas.
Doctor said that my body ache might be due to stress, my daily posture sitting at children’s tables and chairs, or I may have caught some virus from the kids. However if the fever persists and rash appears, I have to go for a blood test.
Can’t be so suay…
[To em: I don't think it's rotavirus coz I don't have diarrhoea and vomitting symptoms.]
Anyway I’m heading back to work soon as although I don’t have stressful dreams on Sunday, I have many yesterday. All my materials and stuff are at work and I feel useless sleeping at home. Also there won’t be anyone around on a Tuesday to catch anything from me if I had really caught some virus.
Kill with Shieldtox

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