Letter to nai nai

Last night, or rather, in the wee hours of this morning, I was in the shower and started thinking about nai nai again. I still can't believe that she's gone. I stood there and bawled my eyes out. I haven't cried for the longest time. With tears streaming down, I sat at my desk and started penning down my thoughts.



Written in a spur of the moment, I don't know if there is any mistake or whether my sentences are grammatically stringed. I hope nai nai will understand my lousy Chinese because these are my zhen xin hua.

Please Save 23 Amber Road

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Dear Mr President

I believe that the house at 23 Amber Road should not be demolished, but should be preserved for future generations.

A moratorium should be put on the demolition of the house to allow time for the URA to reconsider giving conservation status to the building.

23 Amber Road is unique because of its age, its style and its historical and architectural interest. The number of historical houses is finite, and once a house is gone it is gone forever.

I believe that Singapore and Singaporeans benefit directly from the preservation of our heritage. 23 Amber Road should be preserved for the benefit and enjoyment of future generations.

Yours sincerely,

Jolene Loh

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Preserve our heritage. Save 23 Amber Road. Every email counts.

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Thank you.

If you have a beautiful face, you don't need to have fake boobs to get anyone's attention

professed Paris Hilton.

Dear Paris, you could afford to make the above claim for you indeed have a beautiful face. You are without doubt slutty (WARNING: Please do not click here if you are under 18 or if you cannot tolerate titillating or offensive images)…

but undeniably beautiful.



And all so sweet at times.



Other than having a beautiful face, you have great hair.
Be it long...


or short.



You have a beautifully tanned body and a sunny disposition.


You look like a chio Ang Mo lian spewing refined vulgarities on your cell phone.



You look absolutely chic and elegant even when you are all dirty and muddy.


You are beautifully tall and look simply stunning in short skirts.



You are so beautiful it blots out your fashion disasters.


Most importantly, you can afford to make that above claim as you already have an ample bosom yourself.



In fact, your cleavage is so wonderful, nobody would believe you haven’t gotten yourself a boob job. Your busts are so well rounded and defined, they look well supported even without a bra. Your busts certainly won’t look like this if you haven’t done anything to them.



Why am I so positive that your boobs are not real? Few years back, you look as flat as a runway and all of a sudden, your anorexic frame sports an ample in front.

I am very sure you have undergone some kind of surgical implants, as real boobs made of fatty tissues will never look as perky when lain down.



So when I read that quote in today’s Life! section, or rather yesterday’s, I was quite puzzled as I thought that you have had a boob job.

Yes, I agree you not only have a beautiful face, but beautiful hair, beautiful body, beautiful tan, beautiful aura, beautiful poise. But if you lie about you not having fake boobs, that isn’t beautiful anymore. Lies, liars and lying aren’t beautiful at all.

I however, would not be surprised if the above sentence was uttered by Sammi Cheng. She has a beautiful face, crystal clear SKII complexion, gorgeous eyelashes, and at times great hair. She is someone who exudes not only grace and beauty, but a cool Ah Lian seh as well. And she is practically boobless. Beautiful face and flat boobs aside, Sammi would never utter such a phrase for she isn’t an ounce as bitchy as you.